H121 to H125

#121. Some Humble Suggestions:

1. Bills should be printed only in white paper-
to avoid the risk of giving colorful shock to the payer.

2. Female animals must learn to become tough to
bite/ eat/ digest to increase their life span.

3. Red shows to maximum distance and is a good color to flash!

4. Women In Black are the originals and the Men In black are the copy cats.

5. Black dresses must be banned so that

obese, opulent females will turn to physical work Out

and reduce their flab instead of covering it under black dresses.

Anybody to second these suggestions???


#122. Warning message displayed in a factory!

“Female workers are advised NOT to wear dresses

loose enough to get into trouble with the machines

and tight enough to get into trouble with the menfolk”


#123. Soap opera.

The ladies are not shedding tears for graphics or real shots.

They want a lot of “gossips”and when they do not get

enough supply they turn to the mega, maha television-serials.

They would shed tears for the girls in the serials while

they might be torturing the real girls in their own family.

It is rightly called as soap opera.

Soap (smooth money) for the producers and

opera(tion) for the householders and

a national waste of time for everyone.


#124. Enemies!

No body needs to invite the enemies.

They are here, there and everywhere all the time.

Success implies true greatness.

Greatness implies real enemies.


#125. “What is the use of winning laurels….

when there is no one to admire it on you?

What is the use of winning a name and fame…

when there is no one around to tell it to?

What is the use of living with people …

who will never ever really understand you?

What is the use of understanding ….

when they are unwilling to share your joy?”


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