H136 to H140

#136. The Negative Positive!

“Thaazhvillai” got changed to “Thevalai” and

it later became “paravaaillai”.

The Hindi equivalent is “paravaa nahee” showing

how much alike our languages are.

In Telugu it is “paravaa lethandi!”

Strangely the usage is always NEGATIVE

giving a POSITIVE meaning.

There are terms like paravaa undu,

paravaa hai or parava unthandi!!!


#137. Transgenders

Do they really love the attention they get???

They were taller than the average Indian females.

They were darker than the average Indian females.

They were more muscular than the average Indian females.

They were dressed in glittering bright colored sarees.

They had tied up their hair real high on their head and kept

jasmine flowers which were right on top of their heads.

They marched like sluts up and down the railway platform.

Do they really enjoy the attention they get???


#138. Pushing … no use!!!

Pulling… no use!!!

Fishing… no use!!!

Dragging… no use!!!

Smoking out… no use!!!

Baiting… no use!!!

Surely Chennai people KNOW

what they DO NOT want!!!


#139. The Connoisseur

It takes a true rasigan to become a connoisseur of food and it makes his wife watch, learn, experiment

new dishes on her beloved husband without hesitation.

Some husbands eat it in the same way whether it is a milk sweet or

saw dust ( not that any one will really be served the second item).

That throws a wet towel on the enterprising spirit of the women

since all they are going get in response to their efforts is a GRUNT!!!


#140. The gummy bears!

His mother was at her wit’s end,

The little boy would not amend;

He hated the very sight of his potty,

He was extremely noisy and naughty;

Nothing could make him budge,

Not even a Sundae or a fudge;

How can he enter into a play school

Unless he is ready for that school?

He was made an offer excellent,

By his parents who were intelligent;

Every time he uses his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!

Every time he pees in his potty

A sweet was given to the naughty!

He got fully weaned from his diaper,

Who can resist this kind of an offer?

He uses potty every second hour,

Much to the relief of his mother!

The carrots to the end of a stick tied,

Never fails in its mission when tried!!!


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