#141. Milk!
I thought it was rarer to get the mom’s milk than the cow’s milk!
A woman in a jail was accused of “attacking” her jail warden with guess what…
A jet of mother’s milk!
The man must have thoroughly enjoyed this attack.
In USA the mothers pump their milk and freeze it into milk cubes
for preserving them for a longer period for later use.
What will the mother’s milk ice cream taste like???
#142. Ordinary and extraordinary!
When do ordinary people do extraordinary things???
Of course Under extraordinary circumstances!!!
Here People use remote control for opening and closing their garages.
Since they park the car and enter the house through the door in the garage,
anyone who can enter the garage can enter the house as well.
The remote control works on set frequency. When by a coincidence two people
set the same frequency in their remotes, every time one of them opens the garage
door, the other door will also open automatically.
When my son was at work his neighbor found his garage door open and spoke to
him on the phone. He advised her to use the door using button inside the garage.
She had just a few seconds to press the button and get out of the garage.
AND SHE DID IT successfully!!!
I was reminded of the suspense scenes in the movies,
where the hero/ heroine slides under the heavy door about to close shut with a
loud clang….will he / she DO it or won’t he / she DO it!
Surprisingly we are always able to do it!
#143. Instructions.
Americans are very specific in their instruction.
They leave nothing to our imagination which might be leading to ambiguity.
On the pill container the instruction always says
“Take by mouth…..”!!!
How else can a person take the inch long tablets???
#144. “Lake Ahead!”
While driving to lake Havasu, suddenly we were greeted by a big board
with sign in bold letters… “Lake Ahead!”
I wondered about the need for such a signboard and my elder son replied in a nonchalant
voice, “Someone must have driven ahead without looking ahead!”
#145. Knockout tea!
Have you seen a mother of a toddler filling up her daughter’s water bottle with
the warm “sleepy time grape green tea?”
I wonder for how many hours the child had a knockout sleep on that day!!!