#101. Make-up Mathematics!
When people dye their hair, they look up to
twenty years younger than their real age.
They are happy to have defied the aging process!
But those twenty years lie, in an ambush, waiting to get back.
Once the hair-dyeing is stopped those twenty years pounce back and
make the person look twenty years older than his /her real age!!!
Law of Conservation of Age???
#102. He was a multimillionaire.
People wanted to get a glimpse of him.
Magazines wanted to feature about him.
During one of the interviews a journalist wanted an autograph of the great man.
He smiled and confessed that he could neither read nor write.
The journalist exclaimed,
“If you have reached this eminence without being literate what would you have been with proper
education?”
The great man replied in a cool tone.
“I would have been an incense boy in the local church”
The journalist could not make head or tail of this remark.
The great man told his story.
He had applied for the job of an incense boy but was turned down
since he could not sign his name.
He felt wretched and badly needed a smoke.
There was not a single tobacco shop within five mile radius.
He opened a tobacco shop there.
With his luck and hard work his business expanded into a huge
net work making him one of the richest men in the city.
Education is not necessary to succeed in life—
if your are “business – smart” by birth!!!”
#103. Time and Tide!
Time is neither a Fact nor a Factor.
It is purely relative.
We do not need to understand the complicated Theory of Relativity to know this.
While doing something we enjoy doing, time simply flies!
When forced to do something or made to wait for some reason…
Time hangs so heavily on us!In addition to being Neither a Fact nor a Factor
Time is a continuous stream like a river.
That is why people can travel along the river of Time
in both directions-either to the past or to the future.
Back to the Future is as true as Back to the Past!
#104. True Love!
The conceited wife tried to shake off her husband.
But he held on to her like a leech.
When his friend told him,
“I am sure you love your wife too much!”
The man replied in a solemn voice,
“No! I love my house too much!”
He knew that if ever they get divorced,
she will get his house and his car.
He will get his coat, hat and a boot.
#105. Rights and wrongs!
Rights must go hand in hand with Responsibilities.
Demands must go hand in hand with Duties.
Freedom must go hand in hand with Finer Feelings.
Good men and women use their freedom wisely
without disturbing the freedom of the others.
The otherwise people use their freedom as a license
to do whatever they want to do
without bothering about its outcome!