#116. Hi-tech indeed!
I saw a hi-tech ladies saloon ad today!
It was hi-tech for more than one reason!
1. The hair of the model was straightened like thin metal wires.
2. The hair was cut like the pants of a poor postman ripped off by a mad dog.
3. The girl had one of her eyes completely covered.
Has not God given two eyes so that we can judge
the distance of an object correctly?
But since these characters ARE always the objects,
they do NOT need to judge any distances accurately!
So much for spending money and looking like something
the cat had brought in during the night!
#117. Professional friendship!
The wife saw her husband in the company of a woman of dubious character several times.
When questioned, the husband replied in a casual tone that it was just a professional friendship.
The clever wife replied in an icy tone, “I know about that, but whose profession?”
#118. Oh what a shock!
The red-haired Richie Rich wanted to marry the most beautiful girl on the earth.
He wanted her character checked out by the professional detectives.
After a week he got this report from the detective agency.
“The girl has a sterling character, but of late she is seen
in the company of a red haired man of dubious character!”
#119. Hereditary!
Children can take after their grand parents, aunts, uncles
and even their great grand parents.
I know of couples who are so strikingly fair and their children so strikingly
dark since both the grand fathers were dark complexioned.
Not that it really matters!
Lord Krishna was as black as total darkness and yet the world loves him most.
I also remember a funny saying.
“Don’t marry a very pretty girl thinking that your daughter will take after her.
In all likelihood your child will take after your mother-in-law”
#120. IS Colorful clothing linked to longer life?
Why do women live longer than men?
(women wear rich, colorful, expressive clothes;
while men wear depressing, dull colored clothes)
Why do the colorful “male” animals live longer than the females?
(their feathers, fur, horn, skin etc are more colorful or shiny)
Does any of this have to do with “aura”?
(the energy, atom, electron vibrations in all objects and life).
May be vibrant colors affect how we feel.
The darker colors also make us more easily tired.
Even young people today look older than their age.
Is it due to the colors they wear?