H85 to H90

#85. Money is sweeter than honey!

The man worked hard in a gulf country.

Money poured into India like a shower.

An exquisite bungalow was constructed.

His Wife and the children got used to the

luxurious lazy life of the stinking rich.

After many years the man decided

to call it a day and returned to India.

He was shocked beyond words to see

his wife and kids sleep till very late.

He did not relish the way they squandered

his hard earned money.

He found it revolting the way his kids especially

his daughters dressed up.

Whenever he gave them a piece of his mind,

they ganged up and confronted him.

One fine day they told him point blank to

go back to where he had come from.

The reason….???

They had lived peacefully before he returned to India.

The former peace can return only if

he returned to where he had come from!

They ALL wanted only his money and NOT him!!!

THAT IS CALLED HUMAN LIFE!!!


#86. Unattached or detached?

The boy is well educated, good looking and earning in Euros!!!

A girl’s jatakam matched well with the boy’s.

The girls told him,”If you want to marry me

wind up your things and come to

my country/ my city/ my house.

I am my mom’s only daughter.

I will never part with her!!!”

Does this mean that

THE BOY IS A SWAYAMBOO (self created)???


#88. Happily married man!

Q: Who is a happily married man???

A : One whose behavior is the same

whether or not his wife is around!

Q: Who is a well bought up child???

A : One whose behavior is the same

whether or not its parents are around!


#89. Go with the flow!

Mummy goes with the flow.

Daddy wants to control the flow.

So they make the daddy a dummy

and mummy very yummy!

A gang of free loaders!!!


#90. Parenting

Proves that often enough

Parenting is …

feeding the mouths that bite you,

and eating the words that slight you!


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