#96. Scissors please!
In some houses and even wedding feasts the appalam / papads would have turned into a cloth. We will
have to tear it or use scissors to be able to eat it without choking. So I make it a point to fry the
appalam / papads just before we sit to eat.
Imagine my chagrin when the appalam / papad was smashed into a thousand pieces, mixed with the saambar
and rice and eaten! Another unholy attempt was when it was smashed, mixed with the paayasam and eaten!
#97. Tidy tactics!
The servant working in my friend’s house is always threatening to
quit. Whenever they try to bring a new servant, the woman never
comes to work for more than one day.
Apparently the old servant is threatening the new servant so that
she discontinues immediately.
On the one hand she says she wants to stop working for them.
On the other hand she makes sure that she will have to continue!
puzzling behavior isn’t it???
The secret beneath the puzzle….
to hike her salary since the couple are
both sick and depend on their domestic help.
#98. Adding insult to injury!
The poor wife is now confined to her wheelchair.
Her legs are bent like bows. She cannot walk a single
step…despite being a small and a very light woman.
The walker, the walking stick are all useless.
Her husband chides her for not being able to walk.
She can only shed tears in response.
What was he doing until her legs became like bows and she
became completely handicapped???
His negligence was the cause and she is being blamed for it!
#99. Define efficiency!
The efficient wife managed to make a gas cylinder last for 50+ days. The husband was not impressed. He
said in his brother’s house it lasted for 60 days. In his friend’s house it lasted for 70 days. She was
wasting the precious LPG gas.
Then the wife had to go to help her sister during a surgery. The man cooked whatever he wished to eat.
The cylinder got exhausted in less than a month even before the refill arrived!!!
He was forced to eat out in Hotels till both she and the refill of the cylinder arrived!!!
#100. The wonderful MOM!
Ever wondered and pondered why
every MOM is so wonderful???
Well, it is there in the word itself.
Turn the word upside down and presto
you get the word WOW!!!